The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
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Hey, Professor. You’re a professor.
Nibbler: It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time… and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
“I’m having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures”
“… An idea?”
I could do without these boobs flopping about
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Its actually from that same scene; “NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!” I often say “for no raisin!!!” in my daily life. :)
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
“wooooooooo”
I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
“What about what?” - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry’s ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry’s body
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a space ship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
When you do things right people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
“What really killed the dinosaurs?” " ME!!! "
“But you’re better than normal! You’re abnormal!”
I can wire anything directly into anything! I’M THE PROFESSOR!
“I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.”
“You’re going to do his laundry?”
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, “That just raises further questions!”
This reminds me of another great Professor quote.
Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.
