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minus-squareElon_Musk [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·edit-21 year agoWater is neither animal, plant or fungus edit: uhh also consider snow cones. You know, they’re not actually snow, not necessarily a cone, certainly not an animal plant nor fungus
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minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoPlease sir! Part of your rocket that exploded landed on my house, destrying my roof and vapourizing my grandfather Would you please sign this debris?
minus-squareElon_Musk [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoNo, but this is a blessing in disguise. We offer premium solar rooves that rarely explode, along with a convenient lifetime payment plan.
Water is neither animal, plant or fungus
edit: uhh also consider snow cones. You know, they’re not actually snow, not necessarily a cone, certainly not an animal plant nor fungus
*nor
Please sir! Part of your rocket that exploded landed on my house, destrying my roof and vapourizing my grandfather
Would you please sign this debris?
No, but this is a blessing in disguise. We offer premium solar rooves that rarely explode, along with a convenient lifetime payment plan.
*roofs
**rooves