• bcgm3@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      But why think of others or move your body unnecessarily when you could just buy a truck large enough to crush all other objects in the roadway?

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        1 month ago

        TIL, side mirrors, on newer cars, fold both directions. I often adjust them to assist incompetent drivers.

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          1 month ago

          I was once walking on a pedestrian path when a car parked in front of me. I told them that foot path were not, in fact, parking spots.

          The guy told me he was a nurse and he had a job and I could walk around his car and stop being a little bitch and then he left.

          So I smashed both wing mirrors of his Mercedes. Hope he made enough in this visit to cover the cost.

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              30 days ago

              Nah. This is the only language these cunts understand: consequences.

              If everyone smashed their shit every time they parked like idiots, they’d think twice before doing it.