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minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-28 days agoPatient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.” Doctor: “What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we’re doctors? Rest in piss bozo” Patient: *dies*
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Patient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.”
Doctor: “What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we’re doctors? Rest in piss bozo”
Patient: *dies*
Soooooo, when is Universal Healthcare in USSA time? If you lack doctors, academics, ministers of healthcare, communists or all above, we can provide them.