Now I have to hope to the god that is part of my new official state religion (do I need to have the local vicar over for tea when I move?) that someone over there hires me soon. Amazingly, people want to interview me.
The goal is to get the fuck out of America with my daughter before Trump is inaugurated. No specific plan of where to move, just wherever I get a job. We will move to the Falklands if we have to.
It feels so close now.
Bring me a few boxes of Cheez Its and I’ll love you forever.
Have you had Goldfish?
I had Franks RedHot Goldfish crackers. A stronger love/hate experience doesn’t exist until they make Sriracha Goldfish.