Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34117495

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Original still created by @gedogfx (IG). Title source: “Inkl”

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
    137·
    4 days ago

    To St.Luigi we pray

    Let my dick be much longer

    Let my dick be much girthier

    Let my foreskin be the perfect size

    Grow my left ball to match my right one

    Bless me with huge tits for my lovely wife

    Better knees for both of us

    Give us health and healthcare

    Turn putin, Trump, and other evils around

    Turn them around twice at the top than the bottom

    Make all suffering become happiness

    End money

    End banks

    End wars

    End war machines

    End diseases, especially sexual ones, so we can fuck freely without fear

    Give animals their habitat back

    Give us the power to need less from the world

    Free Luigi from evil justice

    End all evil governments

    Give us useful governments