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Sliding his jingle balls down… Uh. Do… People penetrate with the balls?
Is THIS what they mean by “don’t neglect the balls”?
It’s a thing: https://www.balldo.com/
My life has been enriched with this new knowledge.
Imo, some things should just stay on reddit.