I’ll go first [CW racism]
“Did you know they just passed a law in Afghanistan that women aren’t even talk to each other anymore?” - My Zionist cousin at Xmas dinner.
The rest of the family proceeded to spend half an hour ranting about how terrible Arabs are.
…so, how’s your holiday been? 
My father in law bought me a camo “Harris Walz” hat. I don’t know why.
Last time I saw him we got into an argument about the genocide in Palestine, so probably he thinks I’m a Democrat. I think it’s maybe a subtle jab about them losing, but he has in the past claimed to be a Democrat, despite vocally hating every Democrat besides Biden since I’ve known him. He had a little smirk when I opened it, so I’m sure he thinks it’s some kind of dig.
I’ve been wearing it around the house and my partner laughs their ass off every time. So I’m getting more use out of it than the usual trash he gives me.
That’s a really funny gift, I’d wear the shit out of it.
Are you sure that’s camouflage? Maybe a bird (perhaps an owl) pooped on it.