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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·3 months agoEvery time I see a bumper sticker that says “What Would Jesus Do?” or the shorter “WWJD?”… I’m like “Well he wouldn’t have drove a car for one, they didn’t even exist.”
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·edit-23 months agoHe had a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it. “For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49 My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a “co-exist” bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoShould have gone with Toyota
minus-squareWhatYouNeed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoSorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoAll these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn’t even stay dead right.
minus-squareWhatYouNeed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoJesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said “Can you put me up for the night?”
Every time I see a bumper sticker that says “What Would Jesus Do?” or the shorter “WWJD?”…
I’m like “Well he wouldn’t have drove a car for one, they didn’t even exist.”
He had a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it.
My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a “co-exist” bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.
Should have gone with Toyota
Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.
All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn’t even stay dead right.
Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said “Can you put me up for the night?”