I do believe the Kinsey scale is a real thing (lived in a red state, so arguments)

I don’t want to do dudes, on a grand scale.

But Ryan Reynolds is handsome, funny, and rich. I’m not sure if I could say no to that, especially if he was a bottom. Not sure I could bottom.

That being said, I was dating a bi girl, who had a friend who recently broke up with her boyfriend. She was working on a threesome, and promised if I kissed her gay friend if dared (truth or dare game) she would make it happen.

So, the dare came, I kissed the dude. It was, to put it bluntly, not my thing. That being said, I hated that dude. I knew him before he came out, and after. He was no longer himself, he was a gay stereotype. He didn’t have a lisp before he came out, so to speak.

Then, as the night was finishing up and we were giving her friend a “ride” her ex showed up. Soured the whole deal.

Oh well. At least I know that I’m firmly on the straight end of the Kinsey scale. Though, Ryan Reynolds… lol