• madcaesar@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    We the jury find the defendant GUILTY! We sentance him to a fine of $1 and a lifetime membership to United Healthcare!

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • Wiz
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      25 days ago

      lifetime membership to United Healthcare!

      So, the death penalty?

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      With all claims pre-approved and irrevocable.* Because you know these fuckers will try a fast one.