• morgan423@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Making magical gestures …“By your performance, we mutually agree to the binding terms of this contract!”

    Hogwarts instructor: No, you must abbreviate that, it’s much too lengthy, and you’ll be counterspelled. Try this instead: “Contractus Bindero!”