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minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·17 hours ago<Pilots start looking for glitches> Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there’s nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off…
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up13·15 hours ago[halfway through the flight] “Dang, I can’t make this time. Going to reset”
minus-squareowl@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·17 hours agoJust type in the 7500 cheatcode and you can take shortcuts through military airspace.
<Pilots start looking for glitches>
Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there’s nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off…
[halfway through the flight] “Dang, I can’t make this time. Going to reset”
Just type in the 7500 cheatcode and you can take shortcuts through military airspace.