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Limit it to atrocities against nature and i’m game.
The amazing thing is, that would actually solve all three situations.
In a bloody, slaughter sort of way, but still. Solved.
Wolves would have to be real hungry though
Greedy CEOs? You better believe it : wolves!
Just release them straight into the board meetings.
Undercook fish? Wolves. Overcook chicken? Wolves. Miss a dentist appointment without cancelling? Wolves.
Believe it or not, there’s a relevant xkcd
Sometimes I wonder how some people look at a topic and know that there is a relevant xkcd and exactly which one.
I don’t know about people in general, but in my case it’s a simple case of me thinking “that reminds me of something”, then figuring out that what it reminds me of is an xkcd comic, and then finding the comic 🤷
In this case, it was pretty much inevitable since it’s one of my all time favorites 😁
Xkcd is the rule34 of information
Because of course there is. It’s a good one too. Lol
This one is honestly baffling 🤣
there’s always a relevant xkcd
lmao didn’t know this one
One of my absolute favorites 😄🥰
Wolves? More wolves.
Dr wolves instead of dr bees. “Today on international bring a shit ton of wolves to work day”
Weight loss aficionados have to shop at wolf-infested grocery stores.
All the healthy stuff eaten by wolves leaving the packaged chocolate bars near the entrance/exit as the safest untouched items you can grab before the wolves get to them/you… I see no flaws in this plan.
Wanna lose weight? That’s right; Wolves.
I have two wolves in me, and they’re both fat-asses.
I’m a little concerned about the wolves… in you 😳
Considering they’re on yiffit, that may well be a reasonable concern.
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I am pro wolf gyang
Got the bottom of a 100 step staircase this morning to a coyote staring me down not budging. My instinct was to snarl and howl. More wolf. Solves everything.
Too many wolves? Believe it or not, release more wolves.
Exactly what I was thinking of.
So true. IIRC about 40% of Yellowstone wolf mortalities are from other wolves in territorial disputes (stat either from the books „The Killing of Wolf Number 10“ or „Wolf Nation”).
Releasing more wolves is a possible solution to too many wolves.
Wolf Nation
Or as it’s known amongst fans of teen bestiality: Team Jacob
Too much gun violence, release wolves with guns.
Wolves with laser beams attached to their heads!
Frickin lasers.
I only got ill-tempered sea bass. No wolves with frickin lasers.
Release Omega level Wolfs
Wolfs do seem to be the answer to a lot of problems.
What’s this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by wolves?
A large influx of wolves ought to put a stop to that!
Instructions unclear: Gave wolf offering of table scraps and warm place by fire, now have dog that barks at twigs
Reminds me of one of my friends who is in his 50s and still obsessed with wolves like an elementary school kid. He non-ironically wears lots of wolf t-shirts and has his house decorated with tacky posters of them, etc.
I roll my eyes at it, but he’s pretty fun to hang out with.
I would have rolled my eyes at it in my 20s but I’m feeling it in my 40s.
20s’s me: “well how are wolf posters going to help you get ahead in life?”
40’s me: “I dont care if you have sex with a taxidermied wolf, everyone has hobbies its all good.”
Funny. In my 20s I didn’t give a shit about getting ahead in life, more like getting head in life. So I would have been dismissive of wolf shit for that reason among others.
40s me to 40s you- fuck yeah go for it, let that freak flag fly!
