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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months ago

Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this.

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Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this.

ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.

  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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    OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn’t one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

    • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM
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      And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

      Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.

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        Whoy ain’t they eatin’ sawsagees???

      • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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        Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting

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          He never brought a pot of beans… lol

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        “Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries” …are not “doughnuts”

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          “Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries” …are not “doughnuts”

          … Huh?

          • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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            Combining the stats from three things, the last of which is a broad category, and then calling it one thing is misleading at best

            • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM
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              Wait, you’re telling me someone played up a bit in okmatewanker??? The audacity!

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                I dunno I just took it as shitting on Americans without even being funny about it /shrug

                • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM
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                  I can see that. One day we’ll figure out how to communicate tone over text.

    • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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      Why? Not enough sugar?

      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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        If you put any more sugar into UK beans they’d qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.

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          what beans have you been eating probably heinz maybe buy good beans

          • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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            Ugh no, Heinz beans are beyond foul (tbh most Heinz stuff is gross - the US version of their tomato ketchup is practically a dessert topping at this point) but dude I have eaten lots of UK beans from many different places, they just like their beans sweet and syrupy. It doesn’t really make the list of English Food Crimes (minted mushy peas, boiled sprouts, drowning an entire fucking seven-dish dinner in brown gravy what is WRONG with them). I guess I can see why people would like it? I just find it deeply unpalatable.

            • Phuntis@sopuli.xyz
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              look you can insult the mushy peas and boiled sprouts go ahead only old people eat that stuff anyway but don’t you ever dare to insult gravy it’s the nectar of the gods and a roast dinner without at least half a jug of nice thick gravy just isn’t complete lovely meaty fatty juices

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                I guess that’s fair, it’s not like the individual dishes have enough flavour to warrant being able to taste them individually anyways so there’s no real harm done by drowning it all in meat syrup…

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                  sounds like you just can’t cook they can all be very delicious on their own the gravy just ties it all together in a perfect bow

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        Too much sugar if anything. They mostly just taste like shit

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      Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.

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    No one would eat that abortion

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      I know right, the cheese isn’t even melted.

      I’m not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.

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      I mean, I’d eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.

      A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it’s fantastic

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        Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it’s not appetizing

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      deleted by creator

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    I guarantee that pizza isn’t American, it’s Japanese or from the UAE, book it

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      If there’s one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it’s pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.

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      Pretty sure it’s Brazilian. There’s a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I’ve seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I’m a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.

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      Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes

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    You could at least blame us for things that we’re actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.

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    This isn’t slander. Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel.

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    Lol, yes… As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

    While we’re all here, I’ve got a bridge here in the US I’d love to sell some of you Europeans. It’s a great investment, please DM me for details.

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      I wouldn’t be overly surprised:

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

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    Americans take things far too seriously.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOP
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      Yes but one without delicious lungs.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Do I have “cunt” tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.

  • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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    Beans on toast has piss in it??

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      You put piss in your beans on toast? You need help….

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        Are you plannin to take the piss, mate?

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    And they’d still call that a biscuit.

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    doesn’t have a Lemmy sub, but !HellYeahIdEatThat@aRealInstance.lol

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    is that a grape?

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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      Are olives that foreign to ya?

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOP
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        I think they were just surprised to see a vegetable involved.

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          Tbf there’s also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes and chicken. Both those are also vegetable

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOP
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            Tbf there’s also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes

            They’re ears.

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          Olives are fruits

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            Shrimp are fruit of the Sea

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      I looked at that and thought it looked more like a grape then an olive as well at first. Thanks for the solidarity

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      Pepperoni and Green Seedless

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    Well yeah, thats good food.

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      I’d legitimately rather eat the food in the picture than whatever beans on toast is supposed to be

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    Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.

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