• lime!@feddit.nu
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          2 days ago

          not much call for protection from vampires around swallows, i’d think

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            2 days ago

            Vampire bats.

            Also, I was referencing the coconut scene from Monty Python:

            SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

            ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.

            SOLDIER: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

            ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk…

            SOLDIER: It’s not a question of where he grips it it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.

            ARTHUR: Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

            A slight pause. Swirling mist. Silence.

            SOLDIER: Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second. Right?

            ARTHUR: (irritated) Please!

            SOLDIER: Am I right?

            ARTHUR: I’m not interested.

            SECOND SOLDIER: (who has loomed up on the battlements) It could be carried by an African swallow!

            FIRST SOLDIER: Oh, yes! An African swallow maybe…but not an European swallow. That’s my point.

            SECOND SOLDIER: Oh, yes, I agree with that…

            ARTHUR: (losing patience) Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court in Camelot?!

            FIRST SOLDIER: But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.

            SECOND SOLIDER: Oh, yes.

            ARTHUR raises his eyes heavenward’s and nods to PATSY. They turn and go off into the mist.

            FIRST SOLDIER: So they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway.

            SECOND SOLIDER: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

            FIRST SOLDIER: No, they’d have to have it on a line.

            SECOND SOLDIER: Well simple - they just use a strand of creeper…

            FIRST SOLDIER: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

            SECOND SOLDIER: Why not?

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              2 days ago

              i’m aware, but we’ve already established that it wasn’t swallows.

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                2 days ago

                Fair enough. I still feel like vampire bats might be a threat. Also, we don’t know what reservoirs harbor vampirism. Perhaps sparrows are carriers.

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                    1 day ago

                    They wouldn’t directly. They’d have to be bitten by something else that acquires vampirism from them and transfers it to another host, like malaria.