- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Love is all you need
Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
Depends what the meaning of “is” is.
NOTICE:
同志们，
爱国 爱党 爱主席
YOU SHALL LOVE THE NATION, THE PARTY, AND THE CHAIRMAN!
习主席 万岁 万岁 万万岁
HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER
让他伟大的领导给世界带来爱 🤗
PLEASE DO NOT RESIST, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 🤗
rebels will be summarily executed
Damn! What’s our status on that whole “power of friendship” thing?
30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.
it’s called a union
We’ve been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn’t quite grow past the “don’t stab me and I won’t stab you” phase.
I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.
I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.
…we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!
Is that now how friendships are made?
This explains why I have no female friends.
We’re going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.
The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!
Don’t skimp out on the EV conversion.
“Just, uh, don’t get anything called ‘Tesla.’ Trust me.”
If I had a Delorean with a blown drivetrain, I’d absolutely do an EV conversion. You don’t even need junkyard Tesla at this point. You can get the EV mustang motor as a crate engine with warranty.
Honestly from what I hear, schnazzy looks and pop-culture significance are all Deloreans really had going for them any way. I’m too lazy to search but I’d be surprised if an EV swap hasn’t been done already.
Get the other vehicle with the brushed metal exterior.
No the fuck they aren’t, they backed the Trump presidency.
