• lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    The libs don’t want you to know this, but you should be drinking elixirs daily. I’m talking mercury. I’m talking antimony. And you’d better include your daily value of arsenic while you’re at it. I’m never felt better and I’m going to live forever.

      • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        The American working class of today can scarcely afford to pass down an antimony pill to their children. The modern copyright system has kept patent medicines locked away from the people. Why, even a simple liniment or elixir these days is locked up behind the counter at the general store!

        Well to you, the good people of Liberal Mountain, Idaho I say no more! A new red dawn has risen for the American worker. I bring you the finest cure-all Soviet Science can muster! Stalin’s Scientific Sausage, containing naught but the certified, verified best!