Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Taking over for Gerard this time. Special thanks to him for starting this.)

  • Sailor Sega Saturn@awful.systems
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    Writing Prompts:

    • Pokemon and Digimon are both real and they are at war.
    • Fractals are alive and they hate us
    • A woman explores beyond the event horizon of a black hole and itā€™s just very hot and cramped and boring and not at all pleasant
    • A company starts a time mine where they mine causality but they didnā€™t think about sustainability

    OK OK you have a point, I hate all of these and I wrote them.

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      when I think about it more, what I donā€™t like is how insistent WPs are. Like whatā€™s being communicated to me is ā€œhey this is a good story idea, now you write it so you can prove my point!!!ā€ You arenā€™t my editor, pal!

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        Yeah, itā€™s a lot easier to think of a potentially interesting premise than it is to sit down and actually write it out. Also if Iā€™m gonna write something itā€™ll be something I think is interesting rather than a prompt.

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      ā€¢ Diligent application of Bayesian reasoning finally gains you the ability to fly, propelled by your own farts