So instead of my usual tube of store-brand I grabbed a tube of Pringles because they had fancy limited edition flavours.

They put the flavour on the wrong side of the crisps. If you put them, as is proper, into your mouth so that they actually fit, right-out embracing your tongue, the spice is on the top side. I don’t have taste buds in the roof of my mouth. How can this kind of blatant incompetence exist in the world?

Also I would have expected more heat from something called “Thai Green Curry” but that’s a whole another topic.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    The shape of the Pringle has two obvious purposes:

    1. Fit easily to the mouth and engulf the taste buds with intense and pleasurable flavor.
    2. Model the curvature of spacetime as proposed by 11-dimensional string theory.