Mysteriously still dry loose washing powder stuck all over clothes coming out of the washer.

TV anywhere you have to wait (eg at doctor’s office) always tuned to right wing “news”.

Dishwasher starts randomly when not full yet, and gets stuck in some mode where it wont start when you need to start it. The buttons are inscrutable.

Coffee is always burnt.

No socks in the washing you just brought in off the line pair up with any other sock.

Windows is the only OS and it always forces an update at the worst possible time.

TV operating system is slow and laggy.

New toys never come with batteries, and you are always out.

You are always a few episodes before the end of the series before your streaming service drops the show from its catalogue.