I still can’t believe people who bought these truly thought they would be good investments. If you’re that stupid you deserve to lose every dollar

A fursona is a better investment, benefits include:

• cute (even when you deny it)
• everyone loves it
• can be whatever you want, lots of choices
• expression of your inner self
• versatile
• can’t really be stolen
• inner emotional support
• increases in personal value as you grow with it
• won’t lie to you about making free capitalism coins™