• hedge_lord@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    5 days ago

    No one would ever put me on a list first of all be I’m nice but second of all because I am just too stealthy. They’d try to write my name but they won’t remember it and if they did then I’d be there standing behind them in my ninja gear and I’d just shoop the pen out of their hands before they even knew what was happening. They’d be all like “where’d my pen go I was just holding it” and they wouldn’t see me because of my stealth and I’d just creep out a window silently but not before leaving them some fresh bread cause I’m nice too and I keep my enemies close.

  • nickEnglish
    71·
    6 days ago

    Dumb.

    Dont you have a high school class to go to or something?

      • Porto881@lemmy.worldEnglish
        51·
        6 days ago

        Chad shit now steal your dad’s AR while hes nodding off and bring it for show and tell

        • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
          61·
          6 days ago

          thats what got me in a fight in the first place my dumb boss said ThAtS wHaT wE hAvE tHe SrO fOr TeAcHeRs DoNt NeEd To Be ArMeD yeah right so i punched him