dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

  • borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
  • lie to doctors
  • use a waterpick instead of flossing
  • dont wash your hands unless someones watching
  • dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
  • say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Abso-fucking-lutely they do.

    Also a couple of patriots who are scared to leave their house for a burrito or a workout.