crossposted from https://lemmy.wtf/post/17040404

let me explain

  1. only the right has the right to control other peoples lives thats why were called the right

  2. liberals are legally obligated to hear all my opinions that thats why ive called the police on davel and several lemmy world mods for silencing me

  3. if you never get offended you wont grow big and strong and if people care when you get offended you could develop osteoporosis

  4. liberals are close on this but have it backwards its rules for thee and not for me not rules for me and not for thee

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    4 hours ago

    Libruls when u tell them to throw a RIGHT hook: sad, weak

    Me when I shit myself: my mom says I smell bad

    • hedge_lord@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      4 hours ago

      Shit guys wait don’t read that how do I unpost this it’s NOT TRUE the left is trying to frame me for shitting myself I didn’t do it guys they shit my pants it wasn’t me