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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 19 hours ago

I wish I could be rid of my allergies

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I wish I could be rid of my allergies

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Granted. Your hyperactive immune system shuts down completely, thus preventing allergic reactions. You are now high-risk for every disease ever.
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