Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.
I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.
And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:
“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”
or thinking this is a joke:
“That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it”
Man don’t put a loose cover on it like that outdoors, it’ll scratch the finish and cause it to rust! Oh wait, I guess it does that anyway.
What the fuck, even if he’s small, that’s huge.
You guys need to see his fb page. He’s clearly rage baiting and it’s working great for him
Why did someone put a car cover on a dumpster?
Now it just looks like it’s joined KKK
That thing is stupid big. Or he is a really small man, which could be the reason he bought that.
Don’t look at comments, at least half of them on any given social media now is from a bot. A bot designed specifically to create “engagement”, or in other terms, sew division through vitriolic discourse.
Dude should get this wrap.Pre-rendered textures mapped onto simple polygons. Literally an N64 game model.
I guess this is the driver:
Not beating those “low-poly” accusations
Can’t even wrap them, it destroys the bodywork.
I regularly see 3 of them in my local area that are wrapped.
op wasn’t referring to the feasibility of wrapping but rather the disastrous consequences of it when using the word “can’t”
Oh ok, so if they didn’t pay an astronomical amount of money for a proper primer coat first, it’s gonna damage the low grade
stainlesssteel body?I’m not surprised really but I am constantly impressed at how Tesla managed to use such a low quality steel for that body.
That actually looks better. But it’s still a swastikar.
It’s crazy how much less offensive it looks. I’m shook.
Gotta love the fact it’s on a flatbed. Wonder which of the dozens of possible ways it broke down.
It’s that thing really that long??? Jesus fuck
Pictures don’t do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn’t really come across in pictures.
Yeah crazy, this is the first time I have seen one and gone fuck that’s stupid large. And at least here in Australia they won’t pass our laws so I’m unlikely to ever see one. The thing just gets worse every time I look towards it hahaha
While it doesn’t pass the laws in Europe either I have seen news article about one being imported into my country under some special loophoole law.
“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”
That’s got to be a Musk alt
Bots are cheaper than PR teams to employ
i never realised how big that car actually is
imagine how many kids you can run over with that thing, amazing
Run over? You mean decapitate with the sharp edges
Shit, I forgot about “swastikar”, I kept shouting “Nazi Car” at all the Teslas in DTLA today.
I’m partial to ‘truckkk’, but that obviously only works in text
perfect example of the disconnect
I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s
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Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.
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It’s lives.
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Why does he feel uneasy, the windows are unbreakable.
I always thought that was a weird challenge to issue. And why would you want unbreakable side windows? To frustrate a rescue?
Uhh, if you were the kind of enormous asshole that Elon Musk is, would you want to ride in any unarmored car?
Elon has this thing in his mind where the world will turn into some apocalyptic dystopia like that Futurama episode where Fry freezes himself for another 1000 years. That’s also why he put a bio attack mode in the Model X.
And now he’s doing everything to make sure the world actually turns into that.
He’s currently working quite hard on making that dystopia future a reality unfortunately…
The bio defense mode is just a HEPA filter from what I can tell, my Seat Leon has that which I often activate in tunnels during winters as studded tires are creating a lot of concrete dust.
Yeah, no doubt it’s probably not a wise idea to take a Model X into a WWI battlefield.
I’ve never thought of it that way, lol. Tech Bros must just say and do whatever they think will earn them the most praise and money. I think that is why they raised that because it was being marketed as an “ultimate truck” even though when it panned out it was the complete opposite.
There have been a few tesla based deaths/incidents based on a clear lack of a planed way out.
Oh, it killed a CEO. And sister-in-law to Moscow Mitch? Nice.
A wild story that seems to have been forgotten.
probs because Tesla owners are getting their cars vandalized lol
Ideally with cans of brake cleaner. On the paint and clear coat. Brand them, like Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.
Yeah now no one will know whats under that tarp…
(do they think people do not have object permanence?)
It’s something that comes in handy when you covertly rob a bank. No broken windows. No one will ever know it’s you.
Do they prevent spray paint?
Why is the answer to Elon always some half cocked response that ignores reality.
They don’t exactly prevent breakage either. They actually shatter with just slightly more force than normal vehicle glass, it’s just that they take quite a lot more impacts to actually penetrate through them.
I heard if you wipe it with a microfiber cloth it would shatter.
That is the windshield, they claim the side windows. (you know the very opposite way most would want, like a cursed wish)
