orangeNgreen@lemmy.worldM to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world · 10 months agoYou can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.message-squaremessage-square179fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareYou can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.orangeNgreen@lemmy.worldM to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square179fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVupperware@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoIn order to manipulate objects with telekinesis, you sever the link between the object and the earths gravitational pull. Every object you use your power on now has the ability to drift and float away if not strapped down. This includes, but is not limited to: people, animals, and buildings.
minus-squareTheBananaKing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoGranted. You also have prostate cancer.
minus-squareSpaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoSide effect: you have a 25% chance of your pants and underwear being affected instead of your desired target.
Telekinesis.
In order to manipulate objects with telekinesis, you sever the link between the object and the earths gravitational pull.
Every object you use your power on now has the ability to drift and float away if not strapped down.
This includes, but is not limited to: people, animals, and buildings.
That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Granted. You also have prostate cancer.
Side effect: you have a 25% chance of your pants and underwear being affected instead of your desired target.