The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

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    28 minutes ago

    there is no violence against him remember, just the hate. dude is overreacting like a little bitch.

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      14 minutes ago

      Funny how he says he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone, instead of he ‘never hurt anyone, period’. Because he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out for all the crap and shady dealings he’s done, and all the people whose lives he’s ruined.

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    33 minutes ago

    The emotional intelligence of a snail! This is what happens when you put a stunted man-boy in charge of anything. Somehow, he has enough regular intelligence to convince other people to join in and give money. Except for the fact, he knows will be a target so he has a huge private security team and uses his kid as a deterrent to gun violence. Before the election, never saw him with any children. After it, see that kid every place he goes. So which is it Elon, are you afraid of people targeting you for what you have done, what you supposedly uncovered in your slash and burn of the government, or is it because of recent events involving a healthcare CEO? Either way he realizes some of the danger he has put himself in.

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    He deserves all the hate he gets.

    And that hilarious line “…I’ve never physically hurt anyone”. Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he’s financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn’t. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he’s never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he’s a good person… right.

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    50 minutes ago

    Sub 200 TSLA is possible!

    Hell, I believe sub 100 TSLA may be possible. That’d be when his empire really starts to crack.

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    1 hour ago

    I could happily live out the rest of my life without ever interacting with a single Musk product again.

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    Idk if I’ve ever encountered anyone who had a larger prosecution complex than this twat. MF was born on, not on third base, but on home plate FFS and he’s still a fucking a loser. Pathetic.

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    Hell yeah June (Western Kabuki podcast).

    Also I don’t believe any of this psychopaths when they’re playing uwu I’m just a smol bean baby, this is the guy who keeps going out of his way to champion having less empathy.

  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the man setting back cancer research in the US by decades and purposely starving poor people abroad (and at home).

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      6 hours ago

      But not unlike Hitler, he never actually physically pulled a trigger, or set an electric car on fire, or stole food from a hungry person, so really the hate against him is totally irrational and comes outta nowhere. s

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        Not to be pedantic, but Hitler was in heavy combat in WW1, so he’s actually pulled the trigger several times and we have no idea how many people he directly personally hurt or killed. Elon Musk would never let himself be put in harm’s way. Hell, he’ll use his own son as a bullet shield to ensure he’s never in danger.

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          We’re referring to the holocaust specifically. And to a lesser degree the war he lead. Hitler has an interesting history, barring the violence.

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          I hereby bestow upon you my daily pedant award. I hadn’t thought of that.

          I guess I could say war doesn’t count but whatever, I was wrong. I think the rest of the sentence stands on its own.

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    Thanks for asking bro, here are a few tips:

    • try to avoid the Hitlergruß next time you’re on stage
    • don’t randomly fire people who do a good job just because you don’t understand what they do
    • don’t piggyback on neurodiversity as an excuse for asshole behavior
    • try to sincerely say sorry to someone at least once in your life. It feels good and makes you more human!
    • go to therapy if you need it, there is no shame in it

    Also, at the end of the day, all forms of hurting someone are also physical.

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    I wish nothing but the worst on him and his ilk. Eat the rich. Luigi this man asap.

    deep sigh of relief it’s like stretching my legs after being on a crowded flight that is Reddit.

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      I’ll just put it out there that ukraine is really running the gauntlet on leveling the playing field between what state actors can do and what you can do in your garage. Their drones are homemade marvels, and very effective.

      Idk why I thought to mention that, but I hope you have a nice day :)

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      He genuinely thinks he’s an exemplary human being who’s leading humanity towards an interplanetary golden age. It doesn’t help that 1/3 of the country has bought into that fallacy and worships him as humanity’s greatest entrepreneur. It’s a reality he’s fully bought into and any opposition is a threat to his perceived destiny and very existence.

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    The guy lives in a f***ing video game where “people” must be an abstract concept reacting to a simple set of rules, and none of the actual physical people he can see is part of it.

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    6 hours ago

    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the man setting back pandemic alerts and preparedness by years, despite results from trumps first term with covid

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    Hitler also didn’t physically hurt anyone in World War 2. He even had a car company that apparently made great products.