• Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    20 hours ago

    I hope he gets messaged every hour about how his name might draw the wrong crowd.

    Also that he needs to take pills for a bigger penis.

    ETA: And that he might be able to profit from Nigerian princes needing some money laundered through the United States.

    Also he should try EA’s FIFA offerings… okay, I’m getting carried away. No one deserves that.