one of the most unhinged and terminally-online takes I have seen after federation, blaming us for the CSAM attacks because Hexbear is actually lying about having a coherent message and politic and we’re just in it to make people’s lives worse actually. Don’t try to understand them! You are simply being fooled by their schemes! 
if (badThingHappened) {
return "What are the odds Hexbear played a part in this?";
}
Telling stories to my liberal children about the six-sided bear that will come and bully them for their political ignorance if they don’t do their homework and go to bed by 9 o clock