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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting thisā¦)
After @daphnelawless.com on bsky
Nice morning chuckle
Some dark urge found me skim-reading a recent AI doomer blog post. I was startled awake by this most unsettling passage:
My wife wrote a letter to our infant daughter recently. It concluded:
I donāt know that we can offer you a good world, or even one that will be around for all that much longer. But I hope we can offer you a good childhood. [ā¦]
Though the theoretical possibility had always been percolating somewhere in the back of my mind, it wasnāt until now that I viscerally realized that P(doomers reproducing) was greater than zero. And with other doomers no less.
Left brooding on this development, I drudged along until-
BAhahaha what the fuck
I canāt. This is beyond parody.Completely lost it here. Nothing could have prepared me for the poorly handwritten wrist tattoo.
Creating space for miracles
Doom feels really likely to me. [ā¦] But who knows, perhaps one of my assumptions is wrong. Perhaps thereās some luck better than humanity deserves. If this happens to be the case, I want to be in a position to make use of it.Oh how rational! Willing to entertain the idea that maybe, theoretically, the doomsday prediction could be off by a few days?
Iām not sure that I ever strongly felt that I would die at eighty or so. I had a religious youth and believed in an immortal soul. Even when I came out of that, I quickly believed in the potential of radical transhuman life extension.
This guy thought he was getting clean but he was actually replacing weed with heroin
I really convinced myself that ādoomsday cultā was hyperbole but uhh, nope, itās 107% real.yet I hold
space for it
Rupi Kaur should sue
I donāt know that we can offer you a good world, or even one that will be around for all that much longer. But I hope we can offer you a good childhood. [ā¦]
When āThe world is gonna end soon so letās just rawdog from now onā gets real
Teach your children to envy the dead
At the start they state
The disappointment of imminent death is all the more crushing because just a few years ago researchers announced breakthrough discoveries that suggested [existing, adult] humans could have healthspans of thousands of years. To drop the analogy, here Iām talking about my transhumanist beliefs. The laws of physics donāt demand that humans slowly decay and die at eighty. It is within our engineering prowess to defeat death, and until recently I thought we might just do that, and I and my loved ones would live for millennia, becoming post-human superbeings.
This is, frankly, bonkers. Iād rate the following in descending order of probability
- worldwide societal collapse due to climate change
- we develop an AI that will kill us all for unspecified reasons
- we establish viable self-sustaining societies outside the limits of Earth
- we develop techniques that allow everyone to live effectively forever
If the first happens, it removes the material requirements for the latter things to happen. This is an extreme form of ādenial of the fleshā, the inability to realize that without food or water no-one will be working on AI or life extension tech.
āIm 99% sure I will die in the next year because of super duper intelligence, but in a world where that doesnt happen i plan to live 1000 yearsā surely is a forecast. Surprised they donāt break their own necks on the whiplash from this take.
I had a religious youth and believed in an immortal soul. Even when I came out of that, I quickly believed in the potential of radical transhuman life extension.
My dude youāre so, so, sooo close to realising it, you should spontaneously quantum-tunnel into self-awareness any second now
The storm rages within
Yet I hold F to pay respects
Also, man why do I click on these links and read the LWers comments. Itās always insufferable people being like, āwoe is us, to be cursed with the forbidden knowledge of AI doom, we are all such deep thinkers, the lay person simply could not understand the danger of aiā like bruv it aint that deep, i think i can summarize it as follows:
hits blunt ābruv, imagine if you were a porkrind, you wouldnāt be able to tell why a person is eating a hotdog, ai will be like we are to a porkchop, and to get more hotdogs humans will find a way to turn the sun into a meat casing, this is the principle of intestinal convergenceā
Literally saw another comment where one of them accused the other of being a āsuper intelligence denierā (i.e., heretic) for suggesting maybe we should wait till the robot swarms coming over the hills before we declare its game over.
Oh that tattoo is regrettable
Doom feels really likely to me. [ā¦] But who knows, perhaps one of my assumptions is wrong. Perhaps thereās some luck better than humanity deserves. If this happens to be the case, I want to be in a position to make use of it.
This line actually really annoys me, because they are already set up for moving the end date on their doomsday prediction as needed while still maintaining their overall doomerism.
:'( sad one. feel bad for the bebe, being raised by insane people.
Gumroadās asshole CEO, Sahil Lavingia, NFT fanboy who occasionally used his customer database to track down and get into fights with people on twitter, has now gone professional fash and joined DOGE in order to hollow out the department of veterans affairs and replace the staff with chatbots.
https://tedium.co/2025/04/06/gumroad-open-source-doge-drama/
Sometimes, checking the Talk page of a Wikipedia article can be entertaining.
In short: There has been a conspiracy to insert citations to a book by a certain P. Gagniuc into Wikipedia. This resulted in said book gaining about 900 citations on Google Scholar from people who threw in a footnote for the definition of a Markov chain. The book, Markov Chains: From Theory to Implementation and Experimentation (2017), is actually really bad. Some of the comments advocating for its inclusion read like chatbot (bland, generic, lots of bullet points). Another said that it should be included because itās āthe most reliable book on the subject, and the one that is part of ChatGPT training setā.
This has been argued out over at least five different discussion pages.
āConspiracyā is a colorful way of describing what might boil down to Gagniuc and two publicists, or something like that, since one person can hop across multiple IP addresses, etc. But, I mean, a pitifully tiny conspiracy still counts (and is, IMO, even funnier).
A comment by Wikipedia editor David Eppstein, theoretical computer science prof at UC Irvine:
Despite Malparti warning that āit would be a waste of time for everyoneā I took a look at the book myself. 60 pages of badly-worded boring worked examples with no theory before we even get to the possibility of having more than two states. As Malparti said, there is no theory, or rather theory is alluded to in vague and inaccurate form without any justification. For instance the steady state (still of a two-state chain) is first mentioned on 46 as āthe unique solutionā to an equilibrium equation, and is stated to be āeventually achievedā, with no discussion of exceptional cases where the solution is not unique or not reached in the limit, and no discussion of the fact that it is never actually achieved, only found in the limit. Do not use for anything. I should have taken the fact that I could not find a review even on MR and zbl as a warning.
Itās been a while since Iāve seen a math book review that said āDo not use for anything.ā
āThis book is not a place of honorā¦ā
āDo not use for anything.ā
Thatās really harsh since I have a few bad books that are at least useful as monitor stands
Utterly rancid linkedin post:
text inside image:
Why can planes āflyā but AI cannot āthinkā?
An airplane does not flap its wings. And an autopilot is not the same as a pilot. Still, everybody is ok with saying that a plane āfliesā and an autopilot āpilotsā a plane.
This is the difference between the same system and a system that performs the same function.
When it comes to flight, we focus on function, not mechanism. A plane achieves the same outcome as birds (staying airborne) through entirely different means, yet we comfortably use the word āflyā for both.
With Generative AI, something strange happens. We insist that only biological brains can āthinkā or āunderstandā language. In contrast to planes, we focus on the system, not the function. When AI strings together words (which it does, among other things), we try to create new terms to avoid admitting similarity of function.
When we use a verb to describe an AI function that resembles human cognition, we are immediately accused of āanthropomorphizing.ā In some way, popular opinion dictates that no system other than the human brain can think.
I wonder: why?
I can use bad analogies also!
- If airplanes can fly, why canāt they fly to the moon? It is a straightforward extension of existing flight technology, and plotting airplane max altitude from 1900-1920 shows exponential improvement in max altitude. People who are denying moon-plane potential just arenāt looking at the hard quantitative numbers in the industry. In fact, with no atmosphere in the way, past a certain threshold airplanes should be able to get higher and higher and faster and faster without anything to slow them down.
I think Eliezer might have started the bad airplane analogies⦠let me see if I can find a link⦠and I found an analogy from the same author as the 2027
fanficforecast: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/HhWhaSzQr6xmBki8F/birds-brains-planes-and-ai-against-appeals-to-the-complexityEliezer used a tortured metaphor about rockets, so I still blame him for the tortured airplane metaphor: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/Gg9a4y8reWKtLe3Tn/the-rocket-alignment-problem
JFC I click on the rocket alignment link, itās a yud dialogue between āalfonsoā and ābethā. I am not dexyāed up enough to read this shit.
Yes the 2 rs in strawberry machine thinks. In the same way that an airplane flies. /s
E: it gets even worse as half the AI field says the airplanes fly like how birds do. That is why the anthropomorphization is bad. Because it both doesnāt think as in the function, nor think as in the system. And by anthropomorphizing people make it look like it can do both.
Dijkstra did it first, but it is very ai-booster to steal work without credit or understanding, I guess.
The question of whether Machines Can Think⦠is about as relevant as the question of whether Submarines Can Swim.
This is too fucking dumb to even be called sophistry.
slophistry
of course MBA came up with this
an airplane doesnāt flap its wings
And as the same channel demonstrates, there are ways to fly without any wings at all
spoiler
ā¦as well as with them!
Man, itās really true what they say: the West canāt meme.
You ever see a random shitpost video, like the backgroud music, look it up and realize you already have the vinyl record? That just happened to me.
additional layer is that according to comments first track is also used in chinese nature documentaries
Its almost like flapping part isnāt a requirement for something to fly.
New piece from 404 Media: Facebook Pushes Its Llama 4 AI Model to the Right, Wants to Present āBoth Sidesā
On a related note, Baldur Bjarnason has chimed in noting how he called this exact shit happening:
Remember when I told you that using these LLMs was like giving US tech a bigotry dial for all your writing?
In the late 2000s, rationalists were squarely in the middle of transhumanism. They were into the Singularity, but also the cryonics and a whole pile of stuff they got from the Extropians. It was very much the thing.
These days theyāre most interested in Effective Altruism (loudly -the label at least) and race science (used to be quiet, now a bit louder). I hardly ever hear them even mention transhumanism as it was back then.
Did rationalists abandon transhumanism?
Is it just me? What happened?
As to cryonics⦠for both LLM doomers and accelerationists, they have no need for a frozen purgatory when the techno-rapture is just a few years around the corner.
As for the rest of the shiny futuristic dreams, they have give way to ugly practical realities:
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no magic nootropics, just Scott telling people to take adderal and other rationalists telling people to micro dose on LSD
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no low hanging fruit in terms of gene editing (as epistaxis pointed out over on reddit) so theyāre left with eugenics and GeneSmithās insanity
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no drexler nanotech so they are left hoping (or fearing) the god-AI can figure it (which is also a problem for ever reviving cryonically frozen people)
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no exocortex, just over priced google glasses and a hallucinating LLM āassistantā
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no neural jacks (or neural lace or whatever the cyberpunk term for them is), just Elon murdering a bunch of lab animals and trying out (temporary) hope on paralyzed people
The future is here, and itās subpar compared to the early 2000s fantasies. But hey, you can rip off Ghibliās style for your shitty fanfic projects, so there are a few upsides.
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Another thread worth pulling is that biotechnology and synthetic biology have turned out to be substantially harder to master than anticipated, and it didnāt seem like it was ever the primary area of expertise for a lot of these people anyway. I donāt have a copy of any of Kurzweilās books at hand to look at his predicted timelines for that stuff, but theyāre surely way off.
Faulty assumptions about the biological equivalence of digital neural network algorithms have done a lot of unexamined heavy lifting in driving the current AI bubble, and keeping the harder stuff on the fringes of the conversation. That said, I donāt doubt that a few refugees from the bubble-burst will attempt to inflate the next bubble on the back of speculative biotech, and Iāve seen a couple of signs of that already.
Yes, there was a big hype in the upcoming biotech revolution in popular transhumanist media a ~decade ago. Lot of it seems to have fizzled out or gone nootropics like stuff. (And even that is meh).
Itās possible that the most popular fora for discussions of the other topics were drowned out by AI doomerism and the people who are interested in them simply left.
One of the most popular and controversial ways in recent times to use technological means to improve human condition and overcome its natural limitations is gender affirming care, such as hormone replacement therapy. Transhumanism is woke now ā hell, ātransā is right there in the name!
Yeah this kind of stuff is why im not the biggest fan of the tescreal label.
still holds - itās still a bunch that needs a label and thatās the label
even as TREACLES was right there
(i asked emile, they said it was TESCREAL is very searchable. i mean fine)
Tired: Sand Hill Road
Wired: Treacle Mine Road
Solid, high-quality sneer from Adactio - the end is a particular highlight:
The worst of the internet is continuously attacking the best of the internet. This is a distributed denial of service attack on the good parts of the World Wide Web.
If youāre using the products powered by these attacks, youāre part of the problem. Donāt pretend itās cute to ask ChatGPT for something. Donāt pretend itās somehow being technologically open-minded to continuously search for nails to hit with the latest āAIā hammers.
Because it is nice to have something entertaining for a change:
https://bsky.app/profile/willsmith.fun/post/3lmi2bjrao22t
Wow, that latest chat with Adam Patrick Murray about the Nintendo Switch 2 was quite the ride! The bit on the consoleās dock secrets and the MicroSD Express storage had me glued. Itās amazing to see how these tech advancements are sculpting new landscapes.
Speaking of tech wizardry, have you thought about having Christian Perry on the show? As the CEO of Undetectable AI, heās taken the whole generative AI world by storm, much like the Switch 2 is taking over gaming news! With over 15 million users and standing as a top AI writing tool, Christianās insights into AIās hidden workings promise to intrigue your audience, especially when it comes to how his tools seamlessly pass for human writing without tripping any detectors like GPTzero
Undetectable AI, everyone. Astounding.
Some more low effort image posting. This zine was in Connolly Books for free. Iām not sure who the author is, but I thought the text was spot on and the illustrations were great. Sorry for no captions/transcriptions
Tired: Propaganda of the deed
Wired: Propaganda of the Sneer
Samizdat of the Sneer
?I donāt think whoever wrote this zine goes here, but they should!
Otoh having different groups of the sneer, sneercells (no wait that name needs work) if you will. Can also be useful, esp as authoritarianism etc increases. (Not that I think govs would go after us, apart from an infiltration risk).
E: Hell, I myself am prob a risk factor. First the Dutch secret service should have file on me (else they are not doing their job, I was active in student activism, and did STEM (which also had an active (and targeted for infiltration, we know because counterhacks) hacker group) education (a known terrorism risk increaser), before my faulty brain wiring caused me to drop off the map a bit, and I know several of these groups have been targeted for infiltration recently, and long ago). I also have had just too many official twitter police accounts follow me and then unfollow me without liking a single post for it to be just a coincidence (three times being enemy action). Of course, Iām now old and passive, so if they still think Iām a risk they certainly are not doing their job (I could be a source of information however). But this is enough for me to consider that my real life identity is known enough to be a risk. And this is just about the Dutch police/secret service, there is also the risk of TracingWoodGrains like people trying to get all up in your (social) networks to try and get validation from themotte. And I have read enough stories about cybercriminals that you need to think about this stuff long before it is actually needed, also Iām paranoid.
One more pic:
Subtle dig on Nick Land not being relevant anymore considering that drawing is of him 30+ years ago.
What does he look like now? I shudder to think.
BALD
Moldbug really is the one exception here isnāt he?
And the least deserving too!
From according to yt, that was him in 2017. This is the clearest I could (quickly) find, others are just low res webcam things.
Yowza.
Time waits for nobody.
context
Okay, one more pic, the back cover. Canāt say how reliable these sources are.
Any idea why the flag reassembles the Swiss one (the proportions are wrong though)?
Itās the network state flag. Which I presume is based on the Swiss flag, because they are horny for the idea of a small, rich, well-connected country that profits from mass murder and exploitation.
Oh, I only knew of some of it, thanks
She Licking my County till I back away is this anything?
How much of this is the AI bubble collapsing vs. Ohiophobia
Would you invest in commercial real estate, knowing there was a non-zero chance your tenants might come in one day to discover a thoroughly intoxicated JD Vance in a compromising position with the break-room furniture?
So many of the responses pointing out how bad this is for the local communities in Licking County (lol), but I feel like this has to be a case where the bezzle is collapsing more than a decision causing new harm, right? The bubble wasnāt sustainable and those jobs were unlikely to manifest past the initial construction, especially since data centers arenāt exactly labor-intensive to run.
That doesnāt mean it doesnāt hurt for those communities, especially in the midst of the economic ruin left in the wake of Hurricane Tarrif, but I feel like thereās an important lesson being lost here.
itās also such a weird position for critique to take, imo; DCs donāt really do much in the way of Local Job Generation, and Iād fucking bet that each of these locations also got selected because of favourable gladhanding credits (tax incentives, power incentives, etc)
I suppose āall the ${whatever business} that got bought out and flattened (for buildout space) is still goneā is maybe one harm, but again⦠these things donāt get built on high streets
Apparently including a camera-esque filename in prompts for the latest mid journey release can make it more photorealistic. Unfortunately it also looks like the distinctive AI art style was pretty key to preventing the usual set of AI generated image ātellsā. Mirrors, hands, teeth, etc are all very visibly wrong.
Apparently including a camera-esque filename in prompts for the latest mid journey release can make it more photorealistic.
This entire enterprise is just shamanry, we are like two steps away from āthrowing a goat into a volcano makes your next prompt more realisticā
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education secretary linda mcmahon speaking about AI in schools. please enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28zBv94?t=7567s
saw this at https://bsky.app/profile/joshkovensky.bsky.social/post/3lmfr3ssn5s2j, but I recommend watching first so you donāt spoil what youāre about to hear
Pre-watch: With the prior knowledge that her main job prior to this was wrestling promoter, the olā overtonussy is preeeetty loose
Post-watch: lol
I hate you so much for the word āovertonussyā.
You need to have levels in several subclasses of extremely online to even understand that.
[ā ] āachievementā unclocked
Hello fellow memebuild enjoyer
Youāre welcome!
overtonussy
Mods, crush his skull /j
oh good for once itās not me thinking up the cursed word
hold the fucking phone. The secretary of education is the wife of VINCE FUCKING MCMAHON? I thought this was a āno relationā situation but no, itās real.
If Democrats win the midterm I think they get to shave her head.
Donāt look up who the president is, it might come as a shock /s
Slather us in steak sauce and serve with a baked fucking potato because we are so cooked.
Tired: AI
Wired (and delicious): A1
āImagine a technology so useless you cannot run doom on itā https://bsky.app/profile/sosowski.bsky.social/post/3lm63a2srgc24
It would appear CNN was also at the eugenics conference? Why are all these mainstream news orgs at a 200-person event where all the speakers are eugenicists and racists?
https://bsky.app/profile/bmceuen.bsky.social/post/3lmmtefdl422j
And in response to an Atlantic subhead saying āPerpetuating humanity should be a cross-politics consensus, but the left was mostly absent at a recent pro-natalism conferenceā:
yeah, weird that the left wasnāt present at the Fourteen Words conference
https://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net/post/3lmmqjx3fdc2e
Theyāre giving the American people what they voted for
I mean the left has been mostly absent from America in general since at least the Reagan years, so itās not all that surprising.