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minus-squareAlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoIf someone asks if I’ve found Jesus I ask if they need to borrow a shovel.
minus-squarechaogomu@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoI always say that he was behind the couch the whole time, but he may have been there a bit too long. It really showed his commitment to hide and seek, or it may have been a heart attack. Either way, I don’t like to talk about it.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI know a guy who found Jesus in prison! Is that the kind of guy you want to get mixed up with?
If someone asks if I’ve found Jesus I ask if they need to borrow a shovel.
I always say that he was behind the couch the whole time, but he may have been there a bit too long. It really showed his commitment to hide and seek, or it may have been a heart attack. Either way, I don’t like to talk about it.
I know a guy who found Jesus in prison! Is that the kind of guy you want to get mixed up with?