We me and a couple of the 'bears put our money together and bought a Luigi board.
“Huehuehue what if I summon Stalin”, one of us said (just like Seth Rogan, funniest ape actir) and we all nodded and agreed because Hexbears are a hivemind we all put our hogs on the Waluigi board and asked the immortal spirit of tankism to summon Stalin.
You fycking fuck, you summoned him in attack mode you baka! You stupid filthy baka! I screamed as Stalin emerged and used his giant spoon to reduce our life points to zero.
That’s why we’re in the Shadow Realm now fumking IDIOT
Real tankies could just summon stalin by looking in a mirror, this sounds like yet another lib self purge
Oh, no, i have cornerstone mask ogerpon out and Stalin technically has an ability so I’m fine
I place this card in face down position!
You fool, I’m going to attack!
Flip summon!!
It’s Stalin’s Giant Spoon, with it I special summon GRAIN EATER
Jokes on you, I’m sick so I’m already shidding nonstop.
