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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers.

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I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

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lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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I don’t even
Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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I have a strong feeling that whatever you were trying to wish for would be bad already, no ironic twist needed.
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Oh no! The monkey took away your grammar!
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  I know I shouldn’t have set autocorrect to aggressive

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