Alright, folks, here’s the thing: everything’s gone “woke.” My bananas? They’re now “ethically-sourced sun-yellow fruit beings.” Tried to make a smoothie, and they hit me with a cultural appropriation seminar.
Breakfast used to be simple. Now my cereal demands recognition for its organic past before I eat it. I mean, come on, Wheaties, I just want some fiber!
Even walks aren’t the same. A squirrel handed me a pamphlet about rubber tree exploitation because of my sneakers. Buddy, I just wanted some fresh air, not a lecture!
In this brave new world, even water’s got an identity crisis. If my toaster starts a podcast on gluten oppression, I swear I’m done.
Bill Maher chatgpt rant time
Here’s a sample of what to expect:
did you write that or get that from an AI? it’s pretty impressive as far as satire goes, which makes me think you wrote it.
It was ChatGPT, though I did revise the prompt a couple of times.
neat