• SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m not listening to that liberal hogwash! I only trust what Dear Leader Donald Trump, God Emperor of the United States, tells me. If anyone needs me I will be lubing up this UV lightbulb so I can shove it up my ass and kill the covid just like the president said it would.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      You know the lube decreases the effectiveness of the uv rays. For maximum effect stick the light bulb in dry and sideways.

      • YeetPics@mander.xyz
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        1 year ago

        You didn’t mention the sand once…

        Keep posting misinformation like this and someone is going to get hurt.