Here’s a few from me:
What’s a policeman’s least favorite vehicle? - A cab!
What’s is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!
What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she’s dead!
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Two-state solution? I don’t know, that sounds like a lot of Palestines but we can give it a try
Why do middle managers hold grudges?
Because they belong to the petty bourgeoisie.
How does Lenin start a race?
On your Marx, get set, go!
whats the diffrence beetween God and a Liberal ?
spoiler
god can not change the past
What do you say to an Irish Egyptologist?
Up the Ra!
At the most inopportune moments chime in with “Well, it’s as Maggy Thatcher [replace as fitting] would say: OH GOD IT’S SO HOT DOWN HERE, JESUS CHRIST I’M BURNING, THE DEVIL IS STICKING ME WITH HIS FORK”
Important to either really commit to the second bit or give it the most disaffected tone possible, doesn’t work otherwise
Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
:lenin-laugh:
Because proper tea is theft
Why do communists only create music when working collective farms?
:dont-laugh:
Because they know proletariat produces the best beats!
Why do patsocs hate progressive web apps?
answer
Because they need service workers to function.
I’m very fond of my communist party shirt.
https://www.threadless.com/shop/%40threadless/design/the-communist-party
You know what’s the problem with Communists? -They have no class!
What’s the most popular rom-com in Cuba?
High Fidel-ity
Why did the USSR take so long to declare war on the Nazis?
They were Stalin for time.
:doggo-matapacos: What the dog doing? :comrade-doggo:
Reading Karl Barx. :barx:
Hi Trotsky, I’m icepick!
