Microplastics as a service
MPaaS
That stuff is everywhere and it’s our fault.
Not my fault. Nothing that happens is my fault if I don’t have the power to influence it.
My point being, people tend to say it’s “our” fault when they mean humanity, but it’s not. 99.9999% of humanity have no power.
Well. There are alternatives. But it’s hard to switch on every thing, because it’s very expensive.
I have been feeding every piece of plastic I cam get my hands on into adiesel engine-driven cheese grater, 24/7, since 1992. Should I stop?
At least some pointy haired manager is going to misinterpret that and boast they’ve transitioned to the cloud
A … micro … manager? I’ll leave now.
I read that as “The microphones are in the clouds now”. That’d be a whole different type of dystopian, and not very boring!
Microplastic, though… that sucks.
