A Louisiana high school student lost her student government position and scholarship opportunities after a twerking video was shared on social media.
  • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

    Youve been studying, havent you?

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

      But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

      Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.

            • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              1 year ago

              You most certainly have taught me nothing.

              You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.

              I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.

              Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.

              • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
                11·
                1 year ago

                Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!

                It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.

                • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  3·
                  1 year ago

                  Ugh, you are truly an insufferable cyst.

                  You accuse me of trying hard, yet you perpetuate this exchange just to be out classed at every turn.

                  Take a bath, masturbate, and find something else to do.

                  • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
                    12·
                    1 year ago

                    You know, these zing attempts would sound a lot less lame if you stopped cracking the thesaurus for each one.

                    You arent trying to use an AI on your assignments, are you? Cause that will earn you an F pretty quick. The school doesnt take kindly to cheating.