We can’t lose to idiot teeth birds

I would like to make a complaint (informational) to management. Sacks on offense are bad.

I want to tell these announcers fuck you a win against the top 25 is a goddamn win

I’m going to eat carbs

Hello Notre Dame fans no one else matters but you’re welcome anyway

And the fighting Irish kick the lead fuck yes fighting lads

Being an Irish fan isn’t good for your health. How do we have zero receivers?

Oh god no not a Purdue quarterback I’ve been on this Ferris wheel

Give them the shampoo

Bertrand with a solid tackle really like watching him

Okay lads saddle up time to prove we’re better

I “meal prepped” which means I have unlimited chicken and ribs

Damn the secondary stops the pass again but can’t come up with a pick. I can’t be mad but damn I wish they had better fingers

Well rushed boys get that sack

Ehoooo