Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1111arrow-down1message-squareWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI always head this as: How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? It paints its toenails red. You’ve never seen one? That’s because it works.
minus-squarenudny ekscentryk@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAnd I know this joke as: Do you know why are elephants’ eyes red? (why?) So that they can hide in cranberry trees (I’ve never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree) That’s because it hid so well
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoBut cranberries don’t grow on trees.
I always head this as:
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
It paints its toenails red. You’ve never seen one? That’s because it works.
And I know this joke as:
Do you know why are elephants’ eyes red?
(why?)
So that they can hide in cranberry trees
(I’ve never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)
That’s because it hid so well
But cranberries don’t grow on trees.