Edit: I’m not smart enough to know how I posted in the wrong community or how to delete the post. My initial question has been solved.

I need help finding a product I know exists, but I don’t know how to search for it. I need clamps that each can be attached to strapping on the back side. On the business side, there are two jaws with jagged teeth (to grab onto fabric) and a third “jaw” clamp the whole thing down. I’ve seen these things before, they’re about 1.5"x2", and I’ve always seen them in stainless or brushed metal finish.

If you want the salacious details… I had to enlist the help of my neighbor in getting me out of my Renaissance Faire dress, and don’t want to repeat the experience. Two clamps, some strapping and a door knob should avoid future embarrassment.