A man opened fire at a Halloween party in Chicago, shooting 15 people and critically injuring two, Illinois police told news outlets.
A witness said the man was denied entry to the Halloween party as the DJ announced it was ending, WBBM reported. “They told him he couldn’t come in, and he must have gone to his car and come back and started shooting,” Andre Williams told the TV station.
We’re going for a record, guys. I can’t help but feel like there is something that can be done about this, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Like there is an obvious solution somewhere, but where oh where could it be? Does anyone know?
Simple. Just arm the pumpkins! 🎃
A good gourd with a gun
Armed with alliteration, nice
Maybe we really should start putting razors in Halloween candy. For the children’s protection.
Guns in candy to arm the kids, got it
If everyone had razors, we could end razor attacks overnight
It’s really a mistery to all countries on earth without recurring mass shootings
Who… Differ in exactly one way? Neat.
Have we tried addressing underlying issues?
No?
Willy Pete