Had it saved on my hard drive for years and recently re-discovered it. Seems to be from 2011 (!!)
Google is getting worse by the year, but it seems even back then some people were already seeing where things were going.
(Credits to the original author whoever it might be)
“Alright. So that last test was… seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn’t motivating you. So let’s try things her way… fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.”