It wasn’t no dragon, so my girl ain’t no hobbit. That was a Quizno’s and my bitch went to rob it. ‘Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite. While she drinking her grog and singin’ those merry songs… at night… My girl ain’t no hobbit. Please God, tell me I’m not engaged to no hobbit.
Wait… Why you not the Hobbit again? Bitch you best tell me if you a Hobbit. I’m making a video right now. Huh. Uhuh. Yeah. Okay. Love you too. Mwah mwah