I thought Jesus died for my sins and Mr Jehovah was all-forgiving, too. But I’m still going to be tortured by a supernatural entity for an infinite amount of time?

Or he’ll what? Feels kinda vague

The Bible, eh? How about:

“He is able to deal gently with those who ignorant and going astray, since he himself is subject to weakness. This is why he has to offer sacrifices for his own sins, as well as for the sins of his people.” (Hebrews 5:2-3) [Describing high priests called to it by God, as Jesus was.]

Seems like they haven’t actually read it.

I will agree with them on one thing: if there is a hell the street preachers in Dayton are going there

I think the real question is… is that a person in the truck or am I blind?!!!

I choose hell! 🔥

Why would I want to hang out with all the losers in heaven if I can be with a the cool people in hell?

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Save me a seat in the smoking section!

If my only choices are the Tyrant God or Hell, a flip off God and walk into hell.