Kyle and Tolkien are making tiktoks until they stumbled across Felix Cipher’s page (felix cipher is a dude that claims to be H1tler’s reincarnation,and has egg laying kink). Kyle is flabbergasted, and makes fun of Felix the entire episode. Idk how to finish it
Title: “Virtual Havoc”
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - DAY
The kids are gathered in the school’s computer lab, excitedly discussing the latest virtual reality game.
STAN Dude, have you tried ‘VirtualVortex 9000’? It’s supposed to be insane!
CARTMAN Insane? I bet I’ll dominate that stupid game.
The boys put on their VR headsets and enter the virtual world.
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INT. VIRTUALVORTEX 9000 - DAY
The boys find themselves in a pixelated wonderland. Everything seems normal until they encounter a character resembling TOWELIE.
TOWELIE 2.0 (through digital static) Hey, wanna get high… in the game?
The boys exchange puzzled glances.
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INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - COMPUTER LAB - LATER
The kids are hooked on the virtual world, spending more time in the game than in reality.
KYLE Guys, we can’t keep neglecting real life for this game.
CARTMAN (realizing) But in the game, I’m a wizard, and I have unlimited Cheesy Poofs!
STAN We need to break free from this virtual addiction!
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INT. VIRTUALVORTEX 9000 - VIRTUAL TOWN - DAY
The boys embark on a quest to find the legendary “Unplug Stone” that will break the virtual spell.
They encounter challenges, including a giant internet troll and a boss fight against a monstrous social media influencer.
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INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - COMPUTER LAB - LATER
The boys finally discover the Unplug Stone and return to reality.
KYLE We can’t let technology control our lives. We need a balance.
CARTMAN (grumbling) Fine, as long as I can keep my wizard powers.
They leave the computer lab with a valuable lesson about the importance of balancing virtual and real-life experiences.
FADE OUT.
Butters and Cartman switch parents
Trans woke mass hysteria
A sequel episode to Team America in the animation style of the show.
Cartman becomes a Drag queen to make a million dollars! Brags about how easy it is to dress up as a dumb chick, Lip sync and people just give him money. He go’s on Ru Paul’s Drag race and is in the finals then Republicans ban drag
Saving this for when it happens because it’s brilliant. Drag Cartman would totally slay and then be all pissy that he can’t win due to the ban
An episode where Randy gets hunted down by the Sinaloan Cartels after he perverted the drug trade. It would also be a good way to end Tegridy Farms.
Whatever I’d think of I know the Simpsons already did it
TRENT BOYETT COMES BACK 5 YEARS LATER THE BOYS ARE NOW HIGHSCHOOLERS !!! !
Yooo that would be fucking epic
That’d be cool for a special
Something that involves Kenny’s brother. He’s been shown more than a couple years, yet we know almost nothing about him
Cartman getting lost in a Costco and then going feral and then he eventually takes over the Costco.
Something about either chef pip or miss Crabtree having a call back to them
Another black Friday episode
I just want to write a superhero episode where Mysterion fights PC Principle like Batman vs. Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. They’d both get good hits on each other, but PC Principle breaks Mysterion’s back. Kenny is in so much pain in the hospital, that he tries to kill himself to reincarnat to help the other heroes/boys. But because the boys and the doctors don’t know Kenny is immortal, they keep saving him even though he’s in constant pain and can’t walk.
It’s just a funny part of a plot that I had for another superhero episode. Not sure what the main plot would be.
Carman’s mom gets a new boyfriend/ fiance thats even more Cartman than Cartman when it comes to punishment and disciplining his new son.
At first Cartman is excited about having a dad finally until he realises what having a stern father figure is actually like. While his mom usually lets her son get away with everything, she become more infatuated with him for being a “wonderful father figure” everytime he does something horrible and abusive to cartman.
example: Cartman is caught being racist to Tolkien so the new boyfriend forces him to pull weeds from his mother’s’ garden while wiping him with his belt in slave owner like fashion while telling him his new name is “Junior”
Kyle uses this as blackmail over cartman, threatening to tell on him to the new boyfriend anytime he makes a jewish joke.
He eventually teams up with kenny and butters, the only people in South Park who take sympathy on him being they also have abusive fathers in an attempt get back at their parent’s
In the end they all get grounded, while cartman moms new boyfriend leaves her after catching her cheating on him because she’s a crack whore.
Wow nice