“You think you can do whatever you want because your corporation is a universitey! This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn’t hog all the slaves while the rest of us wollow in poverty! screw you sah, Im going home!”
So poigant, when you look at how we function in many facets of modern society. Not that people don’t get paid, but that “paid” means less and less over time.
also “moral teflon”.
Chef: A prostitute is someone who would love you no matter who you are, or what you look like. It’s true children!
Garrison: “Nothin gets my vag wet like a black man singing”
Principal Victoria: “Mr garrison Jesus Christ”
“Hey Wendy,” “Yeah?” “Stan says you’re a cunt…a cunt-Stan says you’re a cunt-“
-inuing source of inspiration!
Just going to get a little bit of cancer Stan
Tell your mom it’s okay!
Not a quote persay, but always thought it was clever how manteqilla (from the last meheecan) is the spanish word for butter.
Win-dow…winnn-dow. Win-dex, winnn-dex…Si!, Si! Mantequilla!
Randy: Im not chugging beer… i am sampling a flight of gluten free German largers, with a French wine pairing, its called a smorgasvein and its elegantly cultural… plomp!
I love Cartman’s slave owner voice impression.
“Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?”
“Well, OBVIOUSLY, I just think it’s wrong to make fun of anybodies physical appearance. My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me!”
“Uh-huh, and Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?”
You have some mighty strong lookin workahs here sah! I’d be willin to offer yah forty for two-a the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks!
T IS FOR TIME TO LEAVE, CASH CHUCKER! - Garrison is always the best and the worst.
This is probably my favorite line of the series. Its so wrongly clever
You see son, your mother is an executive at a pharmaceutical company. Your friend Eric Cartman’s mother is a crack whore… one pays more than the other…
Lower-case “t”! He really showed those richers!
T!? T-t-time to leave!?
I just rewatched that episode for the first time in years. Never understood what he was saying until this time and i yelped laughing.
Pufadiddy Pun Pun size and p-diddys kids were one of my favorite scenes in the show ever
Oh no! Ghosts! You didn’t tell us this town was HAUNTED!!
William! Hey snooty roo
“What’s a Butters?”
Mantequilla
My favorite underrated quote:
“NO. Goths are cynical, emos are nihilists!” “Wait I thought we were nihilists?” “What? Whatever it doesn’t matter.” “See look you’re nihilist” “Oh damn you’re right.”
“If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.”
- “If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.” –Cartman
- “No, that’s wrong, Cartman. But don’t worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.” –Mr. Garrison
- “Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars” -Cartman
Mom, if you were on the cover of a Geman schißè video, you’d tell me right?
… sure hun…
Sah 🤣