If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay:

  1. What movie are you remaking?

  2. Which male character would you replace?

  3. What actress would you replace him with?

  • Neko_boi_Nolan@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I’d try remaking Creature of the black lagoon

    That swamp monster has always been a staple of classic horror movie monsters but has never been given any attention in film recently

    And I guess I’d cast Tessa Thompson as the lead role. IDK

  • bolivar-shagnasty@alien.topBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    • The Last Temptation of Christ starring Leslie Jones as Jessica Christ.

    • The Godfather starring Awkwafina as Michaela Corleone

    • Taxi Driver starring Amy Schumer as Tammy Bickle

    • No Country for Old Men starring Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh

    • Apocalypse Now starring Sonequa Martin Greene as Brianne Willard

  • Zeqhanis@alien.topBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Indiana Jones series, Scarlett Johansson? Eh. But, it would probably just end up getting compared to Tomb Raider.

  • jibsand@alien.topBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Columbo played by Natasha Lyonne

    … actually that would totally work uhhh

  • UserWithno-Name@alien.topBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    I mean, let me have a super steamy (long…plz) scene with Florence Pugh and any moderately attractive actress ever like idk. I’m all game.

  • chriskwi02@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs are replaced with gay chicks that are lame. The T-Rex? Amy Schumer