If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay:
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What movie are you remaking?
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Which male character would you replace?
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What actress would you replace him with?
Men in Black, J, with Tessa Thompson……👍
I’d try remaking Creature of the black lagoon
That swamp monster has always been a staple of classic horror movie monsters but has never been given any attention in film recently
And I guess I’d cast Tessa Thompson as the lead role. IDK
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The Last Temptation of Christ starring Leslie Jones as Jessica Christ.
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The Godfather starring Awkwafina as Michaela Corleone
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Taxi Driver starring Amy Schumer as Tammy Bickle
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No Country for Old Men starring Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh
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Apocalypse Now starring Sonequa Martin Greene as Brianne Willard
Thats fuckn awesome! especially Jessica Christ
I would watch 3 sequels and a 5 part rock opera of the first one
Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh made me LOL
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Predator, and I’m replaying Carl weathers with Helen hunt
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Halloween
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I’d replace Michael Myers
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Anna Kendrick will play…MICHELLE MYERS 😂
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Hmm I’m gonna go with The Devil’s Advocate and just switch Charlize and Keanu
Indiana Jones series, Scarlett Johansson? Eh. But, it would probably just end up getting compared to Tomb Raider.
Columbo played by Natasha Lyonne
… actually that would totally work uhhh
I mean, let me have a super steamy (long…plz) scene with Florence Pugh and any moderately attractive actress ever like idk. I’m all game.
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Men in Tights
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Cary Elwes (Robin Hood)
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Sigourney Weaver
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American Pie with Amy Pohler (as harry potter) as stifler
Rob Schneider Hot Chick Barbara Streisand … dressed as Rob Schneider in hot guy!
Back to the Future starring Kate McKinnon as Doc Emelia L. Brown
Passengers, I would replace Chris Pratt with Lena Headey as the dommy mommy.
Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs are replaced with gay chicks that are lame. The T-Rex? Amy Schumer